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“In our most recent session of etchi (intercourse), I came in a unexpected place!” Yuka, a cabaret club hostess, tells Nikkan Gendai (Feb. 7) columnist Momo Kizuki, who bills herself as a “love body watcher.”

What kind of ‘unexpected place’ are we talking about? Doing it outdoors? Or on the dance floor of her club, in front of the other patrons?

“No, no, that’s not what I meant,” she replies. “By ‘place,’ I mean a part of the body. You see, I had an orgasm while getting screwed in my armpit!!”

Ooooh, that’s flaky.

But it seems there are some women whose armpits happen to be erogenous zones. Lick them in the right place — shall we call it their U-spot? — and they’ll cum. Although in Yuka’s case, it was her guy’s penis, not his tongue, that did the dirty deed.

Already familiar with the technique of sumata (rubbing the penis against a woman’s labia without actual vaginal penetration), Yuka’s boyfriend, bent on further experimentation, decided to take the plunge in her armpit. Applying lotion, he slipped it in between her bicep and upper torso, and now swears that with ample lubrication and a tight squeeze where it counts, armpit sex felt remarkably similar to the real thing.

It may sound a bit far fetched to believe that a squirt of slippery lotion and body warmth are enough to give an armpit the properties of the female reproductive organ, but hey, anything’s worth at least a try.

Of course, since the skin of the arm is exposed to the air, its surface tends to be comparatively harder, and is somewhat less sensitive than a vagina. But Nikkan Gendai’s writer says that when it comes to armpits, the softest skin is to be found where the sun don’t shine. If a gal’s armpit, for whatever reason, is unavailable for lustful activities, the inside of her thigh ought to work just as well in a pinch.

“So,” writes Momo, “For those of you who are getting jaded from run-of-the-mill everyday sex, here’s something new to try!” (K.S.)

Source: “Waki no shita ga asoko ni kawatta!” Nikkan Gendai (Feb. 7, page 21)

Note: Brief extracts from Japanese vernacular media in the public domain that appear here were translated and summarized under the principle of “fair use.” Every effort has been made to ensure accuracy of the translations. However, we are not responsible for the veracity of their contents. The activities of individuals described herein should not be construed as “typical” behavior of Japanese people nor reflect the intention to portray the country in a negative manner. Our sole aim is to provide examples of various types of reading matter enjoyed by Japanese.

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“The new guy who joined our company is really cute. He’s got the looks of a model picked by magazine readers, is diligent at learning the job, and is just the type of guy that a studious gal like me wants to take under her wing — so to speak.”

Thus begins an alluring amorous adventure from the pages of the November issue of Renai Tengoku (Love Heaven), as introduced on the pages of Shukan Bunshun (Feb. 2).

“A few days ago our staff went out drinking and I got really loaded,” she continues. “He chivalrously offered to see me home in a taxi. I thought I’d let him take me as far as the door, but all of a sudden he pulled me inside and began kissing me. It was like what had been a cute young subordinate had suddenly been transformed into a ferocious wolf.

“After he used a finger to confirm that I was aroused, I suddenly felt a hot object gradually going inside me. And the ferocity of his thrusts belied his innocent looks. As I trembled with pleasure he moved me to the bed, for repeated marathon sex sessions that continued until morning.

“The following Monday at the office, at the office some people were saying, accusatorily, ‘I wonder if you seduced your subordinate,’ but I denied it vociferously. After all, it was not me who did the seducing!”

Bunshun’s pseudonymous byline, “Aitsu wa, aitsu wa, mara-ii toshishita no otoko no ko,” is coined from The Candies’ 1975 pop hit, Toshishita no Otokonoko (Younger Boy), whose lyrics go, “That guy, that guy is a loveable younger boy.” Here the kawaii in “kawaii toshishita no otoko no ko” is punned to read mara ii toshishita no otoko no ko, meaning a younger guy with a good co*k. (W.W.)

Source: “Shukujo no zasshi kara,” Shukan Bunshun (Feb. 2, page 93)

Note: Brief extracts from Japanese vernacular media in the public domain that appear here were translated and summarized under the principle of “fair use.” Every effort has been made to ensure accuracy of the translations. However, we are not responsible for the veracity of their contents. The activities of individuals described herein should not be construed as “typical” behavior of Japanese people nor reflect the intention to portray the country in a negative manner. Our sole aim is to provide examples of various types of reading matter enjoyed by Japanese.

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On January 12, the Tokyo District Court ruled against Democratic Party of Japan diet member Yasuko Komiyama in a lottery ticket fraud scheme masterminded by her brother, reports Shukan Asahi Geino (Feb. 2).

The ruling requires the 46-year-old lawmaker and the other defendants, including her brother, Kenji Hashimoto, 41, her mother, and lottery ticket sales firm New Lottery Service, to pay 15 million yen and accrued interest over a five-year period to the victim.

In June 2010, Hashimoto, was arrested for allegedly defrauding the 45-year-old plaintiff, a resident of Tokyo, out of 4 million yen in a fictitious transfer of rights to lottery ticket sales booths. Hashimoto is still on trial.

In December 2003, the plaintiff loaned 15 million yen to the New Lottery Service, for which Hashimoto was a managing director. “Komiyama was there and said, ‘Since I am here to act as an overseer there is nothing to worry about,’ the plaintiff said. “She guaranteed the return of the loan in full. She even signed on as a co-signer. With her father (Jushiro Komiyama) being a former posts and telecommunications minister, I trusted her words.”

During the trial, Komiyama denied using her registered stamp and placing her signature on the documents. The court, however, concluded otherwise.

After the due date for the loan arrived, the plaintiff asked for the payback of the 15 million yen. Hashimoto, however, repeatedly asked for more time. Finally, Hashimoto said, “We cannot pay you back so we will transfer rights to sell lottery tickets. You will be able to generate income that way automatically.”

But the right to sell lottery tickets means transferring the ownership of a lottery ticket booth, which is prohibited by law.

Komiyama is best known for being one of “Ozawa girls,” a title that refers to the group of attractive female candidates dispatched to minor constituencies under the guidance of the DPJ’s scandal-plagued Secretary General, Ichiro Ozawa, for 2009′s lower house election. Komiyama was elected to the House of Representatives that year in Saitama District 7.

Shukan Asahi Geino speculates that the diet member’s political power was used as leverage in crafting the fraud. In the end, the plaintiff never received the promised lottery ticket rights.

“The brother kept collecting money from people even before the time he met the plaintiff,” says a Journalist who viewed the trial. “The total should reach two billion yen. According to the victims, he kept saying that things would turn around once his sister is elected.”

The writer adds that people associated with Komiyama said some money was allocated for her political activities: “Every time there was an election, talks centered around who will benefit from special rights.”

The verdict permits a seizure of Komiyama’s annual expenditures. Representatives of the plaintiff will file for repayment of the loan on February 10. (K.N.)

Source: “Minshuto Komiyama Yasuko Ozawa garuzu ‘sagi saiban’ de saihi sashiosaie,” Shukan Asahi Geino (Feb. 2, page 54)

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Coinciding with the enactment of anti-organized crime legislation last year, Tokyo Metropolitan Police have been focusing multiple investigations on a lavish club in upscale Nishi Azabu frequented by show biz personalities, reports Shukan Post (Feb. 3).

The club is owned by the former president of a real estate company that went bankrupt with liabilities of 10 billion yen. He has been arrested for tax evasion, and the club seized. The Tokyo District Court ruled that the property is to be put up for auction.

“The club as well as the owner’s residence are inside the same　apartment building,” a person involved in the investigation tells the tabloid. “There are nine apartments in the building, and eight are intended for auction. After the ruling, a friend of the owner filed a preliminary claim for ownership of the other unit. So it has become impossible to auction the whole building.”

(Shukan Post does not give the name of the club, but a Google search reveals it to be Geihinkan Nishi Azabu. The owner is Daisuke Shioda, whose former real estate company is called ABC Home.)

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When the springs on the beds at Ikaho spa, near Shibukawa City in Gunma Prefecture, got a little bit too hot, it was the police, not the fire department, that came to the rescue.

Nikkan Gendai (Jan. 25) reports that snack bar operator Kenichi Ando, Matsuba-kai gang member Jiro Sato and four others were arrested on a charge of violation of the Immigration Law and abetting prostitution. Specifically they lured two Thai women to Japan and charged them 5.5 million yen for “travel expenses,” which they were expected to pay back by engaging in the world’s oldest profession.

The two women, ages 32 and 35, were taken into protective custody.

According to police, when not working, the women were held in a padlocked room.

“The women claimed they were threatened by their keepers, who told them, ‘If you don’t pay back what you owe us, you’ll be going back home to Thailand in a white shroud.’” a police source is quoted as saying. He added the women charged their customers 12,000 yen per hour-long session, which allegedly included intercourse. “A woman from Taiwan also seems to be involved, we’re looking into her role in the prostitution.”

“Tricking foreign women into working as hookers is one form of ‘white slavery,’ “pink” journalists Yukio Murakami tells the paper. “It’s one of the ways gangs make their money. Japanese recruit women from Thailand and the Philippines, and set them up with gangsters. The women are then taken to lonely hot springs where men visit solely for meeting prostitutes. Most of the action is upstairs over the snack bar.

“The keepers eavesdrop on the women while they’re turning tricks to make sure they don’t beg the customers to help them,” Murakami adds.

The women are only paid enough to buy bento (boxed meals) and cosmetics, and are prohibited from going out. Until their “loans” are repaid, they are made to work like “horses pulling carts.”

“If a woman is attractive and popular, then about the time that she’s worked off her loan she’ll be told, ‘A customer complained about your poor service, and we’re levying a fine on you,’ or some other lie to keep her on the job longer,” Murakami adds. “In addition to Filipinas and Thais, females from Russia living in Tokyo and other cities who have run up large debts are also sent to work in the onsen gulag.”

Nikkan Gendai sternly advises its readers against having anything to do with such criminal enterprises. (K.S.)

Source: “Tai josei ni baishun kyoyo; ichijikan niman-en ‘jinshin baibai’ no jittai,” Nikkan Gendai (Jan. 25, page 7)

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“I know this sounds rude but my son (Yoshiyuki Oide) said it’s acceptable because you can get fed up with a beautiful lady in three days but you can also get used to an ugly one in three days.”

The mother was referring to her son’s relationship with Kanae Kijima, 37, who, reports weekly tabloid Shukan Jitsuwa (Feb. 2), is on trial at Saitama District Court for the murder of three men she met through matchmaking sites, including Oide.

The body of Oide, a 41-year-old company employee from Tokyo’s Chiyoda Ward, and a charcoal burner were discovered inside a rented car in Fujimi, Saitama Prefecture on August 6, 2009. Investigators found that he had been defrauded by Kijima for roughly 5 million yen. An autopsy revealed that he had died of carbon-monoxide poisoning and that his body contained the remains of sleeping pills. Kijima was seen with him the day before his corpse was located.

On January 10, when she entered a not-guilty plea, Kijima appeared in the courtroom wearing a blue-knit cardigan, beige skirt, and black stockings. After she was arrested, tabloids speculated on how such an outwardly unattractive woman could have duped so many men into starting intimate relationships.

Shukan Jitsuwa pulls no punches in detailing her heavy-set appearance, commenting that her bra strap could be seen wedged into her back. Yet the trial has revealed some of her skillful techniques in manipulating men.

First, she would ask for financial support for the tuition at her cooking school. Then she would make an appeal to demonstrate her seriousness, such as, “I am not looking for a casual partner; I am looking for my future husband.”

“What I want to share with you are my thoughts about a physical relationship,” Kijima might continue. “I think it is natural that a man and woman engage in such without taking too much time if they find each other appealing.”

Basically, she would say she is readily available.

Through this approach, she handled Oide-san by telling him after only 10 days of being in contact: “We can go to a love hotel; I am ready to be pregnant.”

Shukan Jitsuwa presumes this to be a sales point, meaning that he could finish inside her.

Prosecutors say Kijima swindled him and deceived him after their sexual relationship began.

“Oide-san started to criticize the quality of our sexual activities,” Kijima counter-argued. “I told him that it would be best then if we do not get married.”

He committed suicide after becoming pessimistic about their future, she says.

Kijima also faces murder charges for the death of Takao Terada, a 53-year-old from Tokyo, and 80-year-old Kenzo Ando, a resident of Noda, Chiba Prefecture. All three of the victims died due to carbon-monoxide poisoning, with two containing sleep-inducing drugs in their systems.

A verdict is expected in April. (A.T.)

Source: “‘Sekkusu no aisho ga warui’ kidai no busu dokufu Kimura Kanae ga asukashita ‘otoko no soju ho’,” Shukan Jitsuwa (Feb. 2, page 46)

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“My boyfriend and his close buddy Kazuo, and Kazuo’s girlfriend and I made plans to take a trip to a hot springs. But when I got out of the bath, Kazuo made a grab for me. This may seem unbelievable, but it seems the two guys conspired right from the get-go to swap partners.

“I thought that was really a sordid thing to do.”

Thus begins the latest escapade in feminist erotic fantasies, excerpted from the women’s magazine Ai no Taiken Special Deluxe, as introduced in Shukan Bunshun (Jan. 26).

“But as he began groping me, I began getting all wet down there, in spite of myself, and invitingly wiggled my butt against Kazuo to egg him on.

“He pulled my arms behind me and forced me so my butt stuck up, in a humiliating pose, and then had his way with me. While he was pounding away from behind, my nipples kept rubbing against the sheets, and the sensation was exquisite.

“Ever since then, from time to time I enjoy switching partners.”

The pseudonymous byline this week is seiken kotai, a word that in everyday usage means a turnover in government administrations. Or would mean that, except Bunshun’s ero-editor has substituted 政 sei (government) with 性 sei, (sex), and thereby changing the meaning to “swapping the right (with whom) to have sex.” (W.W.)

Source: “Shukujo no zasshi kara,” Shukan Bunshun (Jan. 26, page 93)

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“Tonight we’re having a shinnen-kai (first party of the New Year), and we haven’t got enough gals to go around. Would you mind lending us Rei-chan and Tomo-chan?”

“Tonight is quiet here, so no problem. Tell you what: take three and I’ll send them over.”

The above exchange, relates Shukan Shincho (Jan. 26), took place not long ago between two bar “mamas” while getting their hair done at a beauty salon in Ginza 7-chome.

“I’d never heard of the renting out of hostesses,” said another mama, who overheard the negotiations. “Clubs are all rivals. Aren’t they worried the girls will steal their customers?”

But according to a Ginza veteran, business at the clubs slumped badly following last March’s earthquake and tsunami, and as personnel costs (stipends to the hostesses) make up 55 to 60 percent of operating costs, the clubs would have trouble staying afloat even if they extracted penalties from the hostesses who fail to make their sales quotas.

Of course clubs could lay off regulars, but would then have to worry about how to apportion their hostesses on the rare occasions when things get busy.

“If the ratio of customers to hostesses exceeds three to one more, it’s common wisdom that customers will feel neglected and never come back,” the mama at a medium-size club tells the magazine. “In the past there were services that would dispatch hostesses to join customers at hot springs resorts, but from the year-end and New Year, and then in March and April, when companies typically engage in personnel changes, things get busy and it’s not easy to get enough gals,” says the manager of one club. “And there are lots of girls who for whatever reason aren’t suitable to work at Ginza.”

To deal with any shortfalls, the mamas have come up with a system of hostess rental, where the girls are dispatched for a straight 3,000 yen per hour. The rules are strict: a hostess may not give out her cell phone number to the customer of another club, nor may she accompany him outside the establishment.

Still, the system is not without occasional stumbling blocks.

“Once I went to another club and the hostesses were all decked out in long dresses with revealing décolletages,” recalls one hostess. “I came wearing a pants suit, and some customers suspected I was on hire from another place. But the regular hostesses came to my rescue by telling them, ‘She’s a newbie and doesn’t know any better.’”

It also seems at least some hostesses for hire fully justify the outlay.

“This girl in her mid-20s had an incredible capacity for booze,” recalls the aforementioned manager. “She kept ordering small bottles of beer, emptying 20 bottles and leaving our customers gaping in amazement. After that, I wasted no time going to her club when her services are needed, and personally escorted her to our place.” (K.S.)

Source: “Hosutesu no kashikiri ga hajimatta himasugiru Ginza kurabu-gai,” Shukan Shincho (Jan. 26, page 45)

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“It was five or six years ago that I first began to notice more elderly men were going to soaplands,” the unnamed artist, a resident of Tokyo’s former licensed brothel quarters for over half a century, tells Sunday Mainichi (Jan. 29). “At one shop near Ueno, I’d say about 60 percent of the customers are seniors.

“Once reaching the age where their members go soft, men in their 60s can still enjoy stimulating gals with their fingers and tongues,” the artist adds. “They pray to the god of the vagina. Just according it worship is enough to give them peace of mind.”

Kazuo Hoshino, manager of a fashion health massage shop, says his oldest regular client is 85, and he gets plenty of business from men in their 60s and 70s.

“There are those who enjoy ejaculating, and others who are just content to have a drink with a gal or take a bath together,” he says. “Some just take a bath and go home. That’s enough to satisfy any sexual urges that’s built up.”

At an apartment 10 minutes from Takadanobaba Station, seven women await customers. The standard rate is 18,000 yen for 60 minutes and 25,000 for 90 minutes. The prices haven’t changed since 2000.

“We absolutely don’t permit honban (intercourse) here,” says Hoshino. “I suppose the older guys are under less pressure. The system is only by reservation, so they are not made to feel uncomfortable by having to sit beside smug younger guys in the waiting room.”

“My customers are all gentlemen, who don’t try to force me to do things,” says one of the masseuses, a 36-year-old named Madoka. “I was laid off my regular job after last year’s nuclear power plant accident, and was worried that working in the sex industry would be rough, but the customers here are nice to me.”

Hoshino’s “box-type” shop faces increasing competition from deri heru out-call services, which, according to a 2011 National Police Agency white paper (pdf) on adult-entertainment businesses, nearly doubled in number from 8,936 in 2006 to 15,889 four years later.

One such business, named “Four-leaf Clover,” caters to customers from age 60 to 75. Among the services it offers is a “platonic course” for which customers pay 20,000 for two hours, during which the woman will accompany the client for a meal or to the cinema. Those on a tighter budget can opt for the 60-minute “calm down” course at 12,000 yen, which includes a hand job.

“Many customers opt for the platonic course and then afterwards extend for an additional hour with our “health course,” for 18,000 yen,” Takehiko Umeda, the manager, tells the magazine.

One 75-year-old widower is said to be fond of watching adult videos, during which time the lady will fondle his penis and murmur sweet nothings in his ear.

“I’m skeptical that people lose interest in sex as they become older,” says Umeda. “What will do it is sheer day-to-day boredom. With a change of pace and some stimulation, those old fellas will pep up.”

“Men who are now in their 60s were in their 20s and 30s during the 1970s and 80s, when sex in Japan became much more open,” says Kayoko Kageyama, author of a book titled “Sex, Media, and the Sex Business.” “As long as age is no impediment, it shouldn’t be surprising that they patronize sex businesses.” (K.S.)

Source: “Koreisha to fuzoku saishin jijo,” Sunday Mainichi (Jan. 29, page 26)

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Squeeze a lady’s breasts too firmly, or try thrusting all four fingers into her vagina, and you’re doing a lousy job of arousing her. After you’ve moaned and ejaculated, she’s likely to complain saying, “It seems you’ve been watching too many adult videos.”

Fortunately or unfortunately, for all too many of today’s males, initiation to the wonders of human procreation comes via viewing adult videos. In which impressionable cherry boys watch the male studs performing for the camera and suppose such treatment is what a woman craves. Or, they simply come to the conclusion that the ultimate objective of the sex act is to ejaculate, leading to a chasm between what men provide and women desire.

A Japanese reporter for Jitsuwa Taiho (February) travels to Austria, to report on an unnamed school in Vienna that supposedly instructs students in the arts of sex.

“Anyone over the age of 16 can enter,” he tells the magazine. “The charge for 200 hours of instruction is 1,400 euros (about 150,000 yen). The curriculum includes hands-on practice, so if you go there expecting to get laid you won’t be disappointed.”

The school also includes a co-educational dormitory, and the “student” was delighted to find a cute female classmate in the neighboring room.

In fact, even the principal of the school encourages this, saying, “Classmates who form friendships and study together become (sex) partners who practice on each other.”

The principal expressed his wish that Japanese females would matriculate at his institution.

“Overseas, Japanese females have the image of being cute and polite, and it’s said they are compliant and easily seduced. Certainly foreign men, even when they are unappealing to women in their own countries, make out like crazy when they come to Japan.”

Is there any chance Japanese ladies would enroll in such a course? And if so, what types are most likely? Those with a strong interest in things foreign? Or just horny middle aged gals overflowing with lust?

Previously in Japan, a school for aspiring male AV performers was opened. It featured lectures by AV actresses who provided the students with instruction in various showbiz techniques. Unfortunately it failed to attract enough students and went out of business. Jitsuwa Taiho expresses its hope that the school in Vienna does not fall into the same rut. (K.S.)

Source: “Etchi no sakuho wo shido? SEX Gakko no jugyo naiyo,” Jitsuwa Taiho (February, page 162)

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