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Sanook bar, the tunnel, alley between Sukhumvit Soi 5 and 7

Sanook bar is one of my all-time favorite casual beer bars across whole South East Asia.

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People don’t go there for the girls, they go there for having some hassle-free fun. It is a small place, but got a great atmosphere. There is no better word than “sanook” to express the cheerful, friendly spirit of the Thais, the ultimate strenghts of the country.

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I have never seen a bar that I would call as multi-national as that place, you get an impression of it inside the video. The bar is owned by a Belgium guy, you see him in the end of my Bloody Pussy Rampage video. In that video you see an Iranian-American guy who is running the place when the Belgium owner is at home.

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Tar tried to teach me writing a few words in Thai. It was nice of her but when getting drunk too often, the timing for studying languages is not the best. Maybe next time a little more…
On Soi 5 and 7 you see more and more black dudes which I appreciate. I always got along well with black dudes in the past. They are not fake and mostly stick to their word.

So, being at Sanook bar, having a Singha and eating a Tom Yam Goong : I really don’t need more to be happy…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi9qjGiKmMw

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Pattaya Pussy Galore 2011

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Pattaya was a good time again. The girls in majority aren’t the prettiest, but you get some easy, down-to-earth fun delivered without any hassles.

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The girls in Pattaya are excellent entertainers, it hardly gets boring. But don’t expect to have serious chats with them, better keep that with your buddies.

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I met A. again you know from the previous trip, not because I think she is pretty, but I simply had a good time with her and things worked well again. Moreover she knows Pattaya well. There are so many girls who only know the way to their bar and that’s it. It is rather rare to find someone there who has a bit higher expectations for herself. Moreover after a few years of working there, they lose all understanding for the real world and would dress in super short pants and high heels when going to Bangkok. It can get really embarrasing and ridiculous with some of those girls. That’s why I would rather not go travelling with the majority of the Pattaya girls. Their planning and organization skills are mostly poor, chaos is guaranteed if you want to plan something with them.

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The funny thing is also that most Pattaya girls figure out later after having travelled a little with a few customers that they like it most in Pattaya anyway. It is just a very convenient world.

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A. told me an interesting thought : She looked at some of the lady go-go bars in Bangkok and compared them with the ones in Pattaya. And she prefers working in Pattaya. She might be making more money in Bangkok but she considers the “work-life-balance” to be better in Pattaya. The bars on Soi Cowboy and Nana Plaza are mostly totally full with girls, there is not much room left, moreover the girls don’t chat that much with each other and the hardcore vibe is just stronger sensed among the girls there. In Pattaya you rarely see more than 10-15 girls inside a go-go and friendships among them tend to be stronger it seems. They are chatting more, are more playful, often really looking for a good time. That’s a major plus for Pattaya compared with Bangkok. Bangkok is lacking that vacation-beach-type resort feeling.

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A.’s first job was with Sony Thailand, and not in sales – in the technical device factory. She got some rare technical skills… She was making THB 50k on an entry-level there right away, more money than most bargirls make.
After around 1 year she decided to leave the company because one of her jealous colleagues tried to give her a hard time. She regrets that decision now but at least she got a good plan and saves up all her money for buying an apartment in Pattaya.

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She had an italian boyfriend afterwards before she starting working in a bar, an expat in Bangkok who sponsored her with THB 100k per month. This is the highest sponsorship rate I ever heard of in South East Asia. The “going-rate” for sponsors (assuming to take her out of the bar) in Thailand is around THB 20k / month.
The story with the Italian boyfriend might be true, he is distributing wine in Thailand and seems to be doing well with it. He might considered her as his little, private play-doll he wanted to keep in addition. But it was a mistake of him lieing to her and not playing with open cards. When she figured out after more than a year that he regularly visits the gogo-bars and barfines ladies, she quit the relation.

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To make him jealous and for revenge, she started working at his prefered bar. That really pissed him off. It is just not wise to lie to the girls and giving them wrong beliefs. Once they invested a lot time and money into a fake dream, boy, you better watch out of the furious reactions…

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I myself start to become a bit jaded and more hardcore, I absolutely prefer taking girls short-time, in Bangkok I rarely let a girl enter my real hotel room. It just might cause future trouble and painful emotional reactions. It cannot work anyway, so better keep distance and your guard up. I can control it pretty well now.

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I wasn’t a hard party guy that time in Pattaya. I used a few days to recover and concentrated my energy on other places. After a few weeks non-stop action without much sleep and lots of alcohol, I just burn out now and need to take breaks before in between.
In the beginning money was my limitation – not anymore. Then time was my limitation – not anymore. It seems that only energy became my final obstacle and the older I get, the less I will have of it.
I start to get really excited about peaceful, harmonic, luxury escapes in Thailand. I get tired of the same shit all the time. A few things are in the change for me and coming up to be watched.

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Pattaya now appears really small to me. The city is easy to handle, Bangkok is just huge in comparison and much more diverse.

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A. introduced me to some of her friends. It was interesting to see how she and other girls are living. It is like a huge dorm. The girls don’t give each other much privacy. It is nice if you want to have some fun, but it can also get annoying. The girls also borrow money from each other. The prettier ones often are supporting others as well even if they know they never get the money back. A few of the girls have established a super-clever network of sponsors+customers : Getting customers from gogos, bars and discos, developing some of them into sponsors, maintaining relations over Facebook and arranging travel trips with sponsors within Thailand. If done well, the party never stops for these girls…

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Don’t worry about the tablets you see in the end, it is not as exciting as it looks : just some ibuprofen.

Alright, check out the video :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T0f-YdlHZM

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Cozy beach, Pratumnak Soi 5, Pattaya

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This beach is located between Pattaya city beach and Jomtien in the south. You have to drive into Pratumnak Soi 5 to get there.

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The beach is the best in Pattaya and it is more quiet and relaxed. I especially love the trees around. Not so many people are there because the location is a bit more isolated. Thanks A. for introducing me to this place :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHCw3nBUryc

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Soi Buakhao food market, Pattaya

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Soi Buakhao is an interesting street. Here you also find one of the best food markets for end customers around central Pattaya.

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The Thai food in Pattaya is really good, even slightly cheaper than what you would pay in Bangkok and the quality isn’t that worse. Pattaya has just an insane price/value, not only in terms of accomodation but also in terms of eating/food.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FD5AdOzAI0

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Banging Colombia twice in Jakarta @ Malioboro

Malioboro and Stadium for me are the 2 best reasons for visiting Jakarta. Funny enough but both places are operated by the same owner and both are truely unique, you won’t find something like this anywhere else in the world.

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They employ around 300 girls there, Indonesian girls in general cost IDR 800k, foreign girls around IDR 1.5 million and their superstars up to IDR 3 million for an hour.

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At Malioboro they have a lot of foreign girls, only Alexis can really compete with them at foreign talent. Some of their Chinese, Russian and Colombian girls look really good. Of course I didn’t go for Thai girls there. I was also so overly satisfied with Indonesian and Chinese girls, that I opted for the curvy Latinas. Russian girls feel like German girls, I get plenty now for free back at home, so I didn’t feel tempted.

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What I really like about Malioboro is that they are not fucking around, the organization is perfect, it is not dark (is it the only big spa which isn’t dark??) and I felt perfectly relaxed there, also often went into the relaxation room afterwards.

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The foreign girls like those Colombian girls often have 1-year contracts. They come into the country with student visas which can be extended once after 6 months, so they get 1 year total.

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The girls get 1/3 of the money they generate, the top girls average 5 customers per day. Back in Colombia, Russia or China they at first would mostly get lower rates and second and more important they would have less customers. There are just not many places in the world like Malioboro that have that immense customer inflow and it is very well organized and safe for the girls too. I clearly see the attraction.

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The most remarkable place of Malioboro for me is the jacuzi area in the basement. It is not the biggest spa jacuzi area and also not the flashiest one but it is getting so god damn raunchy there. Man, sadly I could not videotape there when the girls are doing their dance rotations, they are dancing in front of this little waterfall with poles and directly between the jacuzi tanks. That can get fucking hot, they will also swim towards you, curve your lap and body when you buy them a “flower” (overprized at IDR 50k). But banging these girls downstairs is good value for money like many other people in the jacuzis told me.
The best scene of my entire Jakarta trip happened when some kind of Indonesian martial-arts-gangster-look-alike stepped into the room when I was sitting in one of the jacuzis. He first went into the steam area which has a glass front and you can also watch the action from there and on the other hand I could see him inside there. At that moment the music started pumping and the girls went grinding customers again. That heavy-tattooed “monster” was just getting warmed up and hopped around in the steam room, looking at the girls and doing some stretching moves. That scene was priceless, really hard to describe, I wish I had it on camera. Fuck, that’s why I went there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuiDlqLVwM8

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Red Square, Plaza Arcadia, Jakarta

Red Square is super popular among bule, tourists and expats. At weekends it is just always packed. The place reminds me a bit of freelancer heaven Climax in Bangkok, but Climax got a friendlier vibe. The Indonesian girls dance a lot worse than the Thais…try recruiting some coyote girls there – good luck….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QfPeuZ7Vkk

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Immigrant, Plaza Indonesia, Jakarta

Immigrant is currently my favorite clubbing place in Indonesia. The place got really style, girls are sexier and people are in general better behaving than at the competing Dragonfly club. The sound was pretty good when I had been there, and not extremely loud, so it was still easy to have chats. The view of the terrace is spectacular. Later on I met a German entrepreneur who had been previously the former SEA director of Siemens. Cool guy.
The Immigrant visit was a surprising hit of my recent Jakarta stay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQlu41LmTGw

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